Helen's Pony

There once was a girl named Helen who received a pony,

But once she looked at it she realized it was a phony,

It was a man, who was in a pony costume,

But instead of a horse he smelled like perfume,

Helen was devastated because she had wanted a living creature,

But instead she had gotten a man with none of the same features,

This made Helen very sad,

Instead of glad,

So her parents conspired and got her a real pony,

This time it was one that wasn’t a phony.